This weekend was probably one of the best I’ve had in a while. Who doesn’t love bare-footed friends huddled on a blanket in the park eating teddy grahams and chips from an obnoxiously loud compostable bag? And where else will I find a group of twenty year olds roasting a veggie medley over a bonfire? Somewhere between spicy guacamole and sticky smores I thought to myself… ‘I have the greatest friends in the world. ’ And then I was shaken from serenity when a certain Courtney Gorman nearly set someone on fire.
In other news, my car shopping situation is still stuck in a ridiculous and seemingly endless catch-22 and spiraling south. No… further than Texas… it’s more like a block away from the pit of Hades. If anyone happens to happen upon a lump sum of around $6k, hook a sistuh up. Good news? I did give away the blue ribbon for the “Rudest and Most Tactless Car Salesman of the Century” award last night. In the midst of yet another jaw-dropping insult, I drew a mental blueprint and contemplated folding his business card into an airplane and flying it between his eyes.
Lastly, Tim will be out of town this E N T I R E weekend. Feel free to entertain me. Small unicyclists in onesies juggling monkeys eating flaming bananas usually does the trick. No pun intended.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Friday, April 2, 2010
hear ye, hear ye!
well here it is. an outlet for me to post more than 140 characters of my random thoughts. as abigail adams once said, "my bursting heart must find vent at my pen!" err... in this case, on a macbook keyboard.
so lately, i've been voraciously reading up on our nations incredible history, which i believe has led to a sort of... hm... how shall i put this most adequately... sick, vomitous, nauseating feeling of utter terror and disbelief... as i turn on the news or radio. i'm pretty sure a few white wigs are rolling in their graves. now in no way am i going to amass a giant army of revolutionists in the name of liberty... but let's just say i'm contemplating a "sailin' with palin" tat. no big deal.
also, i've spent an embarrasing amount of time AT WORK today here.
in other news, i bought a skirt yesterday. a pink one. with pockets. very spring-y of me i know. and i wore it today to drop mother nature a subtle hint. and today was JEAN day. so she better realize the sacrifice and stop being so moody.
so lately, i've been voraciously reading up on our nations incredible history, which i believe has led to a sort of... hm... how shall i put this most adequately... sick, vomitous, nauseating feeling of utter terror and disbelief... as i turn on the news or radio. i'm pretty sure a few white wigs are rolling in their graves. now in no way am i going to amass a giant army of revolutionists in the name of liberty... but let's just say i'm contemplating a "sailin' with palin" tat. no big deal.
also, i've spent an embarrasing amount of time AT WORK today here.
in other news, i bought a skirt yesterday. a pink one. with pockets. very spring-y of me i know. and i wore it today to drop mother nature a subtle hint. and today was JEAN day. so she better realize the sacrifice and stop being so moody.
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